Conversaciones improbables II

–¡Hola!
–¿Hola?
–¿Hablas tú inglés?
–A little bit, but I think it could be helpful.
–For sure!
–So tell me, what you need?
–Wait. Please, let me introduce myself first. I’m Rose, from Wisconsin. You have an idea where is it?
–Well, not exactly, but I’m pretty sure it’s in USA.
–Ha ha ha… well done, buddy!
–Now is my turn. I’m Jorge. Nice to know you.
–Nice to know you too, George. Now I’m gonna tell you why I asked you for some help.
–I’m hearing.
–Ha ha ha… well, the thing is that I have arrived here two days ago and I’m on my own. A friend came with me but she’s got sick, so I needed someone to tell me what to visit, eat and that kind of things, you know…
–I got you… I think… You want to know something about Lima, right?
–Exactly! I have heard about the food you have. They say it’s extremely delicious. What would you recommend me to try? I love eating so whatever you recommend me will be ok.
–Well, our food is fascinating, but I’m not plenty of time to tell you all the dishes you could try. However, be sure you don´t leave Lima if you haven´t tried one of my favorites before: Lomo Saltado.
–Terrific! I´m gonna write it on here in my notebook.
–That would be a good idea. Before I forget, write this too: carapulcra. But, there’s something you need to know about this previously, because it’s very…
–Tasty?
–No, ha ha ha… I mean, it’s very tasty, but “tasty” is not exactly the word that I was looking for. However, what I’m trying to say is that Carapulcra includes some ingredients that may affect your stomach, ha ha ha…
–Oh… I think I got you…
–Sorry, my English is not so good…
–Oh, no, no… it’s well enough for me.
–Thanks.
–You’re welcome, ha ha ha.
–Well, Rose, I think it’s time for me to go.
–So quickly? You have work to do?
–Yes, I ought to be at my workplace by 4.
–It’s 3.43. Where do you work?
–The building over there. That’s my workplace.
–Oh, I see… what were you doing here? Why you weren’t working?
–Because I didn’t have to be there so early. I’m not gonna work for free ha ha ha… Also, since you’ve been here, it’s been such a good time, good conversation…
–Ha ha ha… I would say the same. You’ve been so gently.
–Well, I’ve been gently because that’s what I have to do. It’s good for us, the Peruvians, to give the tourists the best treatment they could receive.
–Yeah! But not everybody acts like you.
–Maybe… I don’t know. I’m just doing what I consider is correct.
–And more than that…
–Well… ha ha… if you say so.
–I really do.
–In that case, thanks for being so gently too.
–You’re welcome, ha ha ha…
–Where are you staying? I mean the hotel…
–I booked one over here. I don’t remember the name, but it’s pretty near.
–And how is it there? Good?
–Well, I can’t complain. The room and the baths are always clean. The service is ok. I’ve been in several countries where I passed very bad moments, but here I’ve been having a good time til now.
–Well, at least you know other countries.
–What about you? What countries you know?
–I know nothing but Peru.
–You must be kidding me, right?
–No, I’m just being very honest.
–Can’t believe you. But, If you think about it, you don’t need to travel to anywhere, because your country seems fantastic. You’re lucky guys. According to what I’ve read, you have beaches, beautiful mountains, an extraordinary wildlife and Machu Picchu, of course.
–Would you believe me if I said I don’t know Machu Picchu?
–No way! Why not?
–‘cause it’s expensive.
–Hmmm… I’m going to take a plane to Cusco tomorrow. You can join me if you want…
–Oh, no… That’s not possible, thank you anyway.
–Why not? C’mon, George!
–I don’t know you and you don’t know me enough to be that close.
–What’s wrong with that?
–I don’t know… Our cultures are very different.
–C’mon George, We could have an amazing experience there.
–No doubt about that, but… you know… That’s something that I’ve never done before. So…
–Well, it’s ok. I’m not going to force you, but if you change your mind, let me know, ok?
–I don’t think so, but thanks again for the invitation.
–Don’t worry. This is the number of the hotel. You can ask for me or for Kat, my friend. I’m gonna be there til tomorrow afternoon.
–Well… Thanks.
–I’m going to try the dishes you’ve told me today.
–Choose one. Both of them at the same time will not be healthy for you.
–I will consider your advice.
–You know, Rose? I’ve been thinking and I came up with an idea. Would you like to continue this conversation tonight?
–Are you dating me?
–Well… not exactly, but sure, why not? as an informal date. What do you say?
–It’s not the best way to date me, but sure. I think it would be a good idea. What time are you going to pick me up?
–Well, I’m going to be free by 11. Is it ok if we meet at 11.30?
–Well… it’s very late, but I suppose it won’t take so long, will it?
–Oh, no. About an hour, is it fine?
–I think it’s perfect.
–Are you sure?
–Yeah! Why do you ask?
–I don’t know… It’s been a long time since I dated a woman for the very last time. You don’t have idea how nervous I am right now.
–Don’t be nervous. I’ve already said yes.
–You’re right, but I didn’t expect a “yes” as a possible answer, ha ha ha.
–Ha ha ha… you’re making me laugh, George. You’re such a good person.
–I really hope we can have a good time together tonight.
–Me too. Maybe I can convince you to join me tomorrow.
–If you look as pretty as you do now, I’m done, ha ha ha.
–Thank you!
–Well… I suppose I’d better be going to work, before it gets too late.
–Yeah. Thanks for everything.
–Thank you for being so nice with me.
–Ha ha ha…
–So… See you tonight, right?
–Of course. Don’t make me wait so long, please!
–I’ll try. If I get late, I call you, ok?
–Ok.